Thursday, March 13, 2008

JOKES!!!!!

*There are two human categories.The one who separate the humans in two categories and the one who don't.

*An elephant is a mouse builded acording to government indications.

*You are not drunk, asa much as you can stay flat on the floor widouth tagging yourself.

*The idea is to dye young but as late as possible.

*Build a system that can be used by any fool, and only the fools will use it.

*The one who don't study history will repeat her mistakes.Tho one who do it will find another way to go wrong.

*Don't insult a crocodile, until you'll cross the river.

*In a underdeveloped country don't drink water, in a developed one don't breathe.

*There are millions of humans who want immortality, but they don't know what to do in a rainy sunday afternoon.

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